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Cat and Dog

Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.

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Sheephearder and Mick Jagger

Q:  What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?
A:  Mick Jagger sings, "Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud."  An English sheepherder says, "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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Mike Tyson Apologizes

Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.
He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork."

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