Herc, Snow White & Quasie

Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet."
Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table and Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so".
Snow White says " It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."
Just then, Quasie started walking up the road really steamed and says " Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"

Disabled People

There are no disabled people, only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Michael Jackson and Casper

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.