Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Tough Chuck

Q: What happened when Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity?
A: He got it back.

Anonymous

Good News and Bad News

The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously awaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom. "Kid's... there's good news and bad news." "The bad news is your mother's strength and will to live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she died a few moments ago." "The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!"

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Vick vs Mario

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, yet The Mario Bros. are celebrated for taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

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