Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Shark Week - No Swimming

Little boy to mother: “Mommy, can I go swimming?”
Mother: “Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.”
Little boy: “But Daddy went swimming!”
Mother: “I know, but he has excellent life insurance.”

Anonymous

MJ at Walmart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half off.

Anonymous

Chuck Norris' Enemies

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Anonymous
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