Blonde v Brunette

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
A: Well, about 15 minutes!

Two Blondes Were Walking Down the Street

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." "Let me look." said the other one. So she handed her the compact. The second blonde looked in the mirror then turned to the first one."You dumbass -- that's ME!

Talks of Children

There were three women, a red head, a brunette and a blonde. They started talking about sex. The red headed one said, "I'm gonna have three babies." The brunette said she was going to have twins. The blonde started crying and the other two women asked her what was wrong. The blonde said she was gonna have baby dogs because she had sex doggy style!