Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Bermuda Triangle

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

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Glucose Lesson

A professor is lecturing a class and says, "Today's lecture will be about glucose. Glucose is sugar and can be found in lots of stuff. For example, semen, candy, etc." A blonde girl responds with, "How come you can't taste sugar in semen?" The professor says, "Well, sweetie, that's because you don't have taste buds in the back of your throat."

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Long Amusement

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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