Blonde Ask From Santa

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

Blonde v Brunette

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
A: Well, about 15 minutes!

Two Blondes Were Walking Down the Street

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." "Let me look." said the other one. So she handed her the compact. The second blonde looked in the mirror then turned to the first one."You dumbass -- that's ME!