The Bar Basement

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.'' So the first man says, ''Easy. I can do that.'' But he walks out after five minutes and says, ''It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there.'' So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than 10 minutes. Finally the third man goes in and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it. He said, ''Easy. I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!''

Who's Got a Bigger Crotch?

There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussing how much their husbands could get up their crotch. The first women said, "My husband can get his whole hand up me." The second lady said, "My husband can get his whole head up me." The third lady slid down the bar stool.

Two Blondes Walk Into a Bar

Two blondes walked in to a bar... Thought they'd see that coming.