Bar Jokes

An Amazing Talking Dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure... go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Bet Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Anonymous

The Hog

There is a drunk guy in a bar and a big, fat woman with a parrot on her shoulder. She sits by the drunk guy and he looks over at her and says, "Where'd you get that hog?" She looks at him and frowns. He takes a few more drinks, then he says, "Where'd you get that hog?" She looks and says, "I'll have you know, this is not a hog, this is a parrot!" The dude says, "Well I'll have you know, I was talking to the hog."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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Submitted BY: conner

Donkeyboy Bartender

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink." The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink." The bartender gets him another drink. Finally, Jim asks the bartender, "Why does he call you Donkeyboy?" "I don't know. Hehaw-hehaw-he always calls me that."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Donkey Jokes)
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