Art & Music Jokes

A Dog And A Viola

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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A Guy Who Hangs Around

Q: What do you call a guy who hangs around?
A: Art!

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Viola Falling

Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?
A: Who cares!

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