Art & Music Jokes

A Dog And A Viola

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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A Guy Who Hangs Around

Q: What do you call a guy who hangs around?
A: Art!

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Harps

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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