Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Clarinet and Onion

Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.

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One Direction

Q: What s the Mexican version of One Direction
A: Juan Direction

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Chainsaw and Bari-sax

Q:  How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?
A:  Add vibrato.

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