Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Police Music

A glass container washed up on the beach. Inside was a voucher for a free back rub.
Massage in a bottle.

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Out Of Tune

Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A: Someone is blowing into it.

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Clarinet and Onion

Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.

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