Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Bass-Clarinetist

Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

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Clarinet on the Dashboard

Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in the handicap zones.

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Musician Joke

Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?
A: Violists.

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