Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Lead Trumpet Changes Light Bulb

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.

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Play it Again

Irony is cutting your finger at Bob Geldof's house, and he doesn't have a band aid.

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Police Music

A glass container washed up on the beach. Inside was a voucher for a free back rub.
Massage in a bottle.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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