Art & Music Jokes

Punishment

Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
A: I don't want the neighbors to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear

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Musical Operation

A man with a broken hand says to doctor, "Will I be able to play guitar after the operation on my hand?" The doctor says, "Yes of course." "That's great! I never could before."

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Dead Head

Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night.  They played for 18 hours straight. 
It was a good song.

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