Art & Music Jokes

Tie Saplings To A Piano

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.

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Thanksgiving Tunes

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plymouth Rock!

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Violin Barb

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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