Art & Music Jokes

That Was No Piccolo

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my wife."

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Tie Saplings To A Piano

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.

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Thanksgiving Tunes

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plymouth Rock!

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