Undernourished Flannel

That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage light.

Born Beautiful

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Close the Blinds

A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your naked body, they'd close their blinds."