Appearance Jokes

Beauty is Only Skin Deep

I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

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Submitted BY: Jean Kerr

Naked Owner

An elephant sees his owner naked and asks, "How you drink water with that?"

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6 Foot Blonde

Q: What do you get when a 6-foot blonde bends over?
A: A 3-foot brunette.

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