Appearance Jokes

Large Violas

Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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A Dikfer on Your Head

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?" "A what?" "A dikfer." "What's a dikfer?" "Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

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Yo Mama - Jelly Beans

Yo mama so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report on her "baby bump."

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