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Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes
Berlin
Q: Did you hear that Berlin left the music industry?
A: He opened a liposuction clinic called Take My Breadth Away
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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Yo Mama - Sitting
Yo mama so fat, that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
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Anonymous
Thanksgiving Weight
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.
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Anonymous
