Share this joke via Email (Step 2)
Share this Joke on Twitter
Registered Users Only
You must be a registered user to submit a joke. But registering is FREE and don't worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don't sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).
Registered Users Only
You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.
Get link for other Social Networks
Copy the sharable link above.
Main Menu
- Home
- Popular Jokes
- New Releases
- Joke of the Day
- Browse By Category
- Browse Writers
- Contests
- Submit Joke
- Contact Us
- Info
© Copyright 2026 Jokers Media, LLC
All rights reserved.
All rights reserved.
Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes
Stumbling and Mumbling
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"
Categories:
Animal Jokes
(Dog Jokes)
, Appearance Jokes
(Ugly Jokes)
, Funny Thoughts
, Insult Jokes
(Fat Insult Jokes)
, Insult Jokes
(Ugly Insult Jokes)
, Bar Jokes
(Drunk Jokes)
, Appearance Jokes
(Fat Jokes)
- 27
- 45
- 13
Anonymous
Success!
A new report shows there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.
So overweight people are now average, which means you have met your New Year's resolution.
Happy New Year!
- 2
- 5
- 1
Anonymous
Weight Loss Goal
I had a goal to lose 20 Pounds by the end of the year.
30 pounds to go.
Categories:
Appearance Jokes
(Fat Jokes)
- 0
- 1
- 0
Anonymous
