Young Jewish Man

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up insuch a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." The psychiatrist replies: "What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?"

Yo Mama - Beach

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Mama - Amusement Park

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!