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Many Faces
Grew up thinking I was stuck with the face I was born with; at 30 the beauty consultants at Macy's told me I would get the face I deserved; moved to LA and discovered I'd get the face I could afford!
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After Thanksgiving Scale
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your scale will read "Game Over."
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Q: What's E.T. short for?
A: So he can fit in his spaceship.
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