Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - God Given Looks

Yo mama so ugly, when God was giving out looks, she must have been petting a bulldog.

Anonymous

Large Violas

Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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Anonymous

Short Man in the Rain

He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last one to know.

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