Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Portrait Studio

Yo mama so ugly, it is now against store policy at WalMart to serve her at the portrait studio as it constitutes as cruel and unusual punishment.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Yearbook

Yo mama so fat, she took up pages 41 - 43 in her school yearbook.

Anonymous

What I Got From the Lord

When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said trains and I missed mine! When he gave out looks, I thought he said books, and I didn't want any! When he gave out noses, I thought he said Four Roses, and I ordered a big one! When he gave out legs, I thought he said kegs, and I ordered two fat ones! When he gave out ears, I thought he said beers, and I ordered two long ones! When the Lord gave out chins, I thought he said gins, and I said 'Give me a double' Oh Lord! I'm a mess!

Anonymous
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