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What I Got From the Lord
When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said trains and I missed mine! When he gave out looks, I thought he said books, and I didn't want any! When he gave out noses, I thought he said Four Roses, and I ordered a big one! When he gave out legs, I thought he said kegs, and I ordered two fat ones! When he gave out ears, I thought he said beers, and I ordered two long ones! When the Lord gave out chins, I thought he said gins, and I said 'Give me a double' Oh Lord! I'm a mess!
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Yo Mama - Skydiving Eclipse
Yo mama so fat, when she went skydiving, she caused an eclipse.
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Yo Mama - Wheelie
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie!
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