Yo Mama - Skinny

Yo mama so skinny she can hula hoop a Cheerio.

Compliment from a Midget

Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!

Problems of a Chubby Wife

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting. "My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure." She lamented to the woman next to her. "Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that?" "He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings."