Appearance Jokes

Toilet Paper Enhancement

A self-conscious wife asks her husband, "Honey, are my boobs too small?" "No, honey, they're fine, but if you want to make them bigger, why don't you rub toilet paper between them?" he suggests. For the next couple of weeks, the wife rubs toilet paper between her boobs several times a day, but sees no results. "Honey, where did you get the idea that this toilet paper thing would work?" "Well, you've been rubbing toilet paper on your ass all these years and that's getting bigger."

Anonymous

Black White Red and Ho Ho Ho

Q: What is black, white and red all over, and says Ho Ho Ho?
A: Santa after coming down a dirty chimney.

Anonymous

Blonde KFC

Q: Why did the blonde go to KFC?
A: She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99

Anonymous
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