Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Coma

Yo mama so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

Anonymous

Fat Joke

Q: Why is it lucky to be seated next to a fat person when a plane starts to crash?
A: Because you can use their underwear as a parachute!

Anonymous

Fast Food Order

I work at a local fast food joint. It cracks me up when a fat ass customer orders a quadruple stacked cheeseburger, with extra sauce, a ton of extras, extra large fries with extra sauce, and then orders a small diet coke.

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