Fearful Chicken

Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combination therapy of Luvox and Paxil.

Chicken and the Road Thru History

Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man.The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him down!
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
L.A Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken, and we'll find out.
Jerry Falwell: Because the chicken was gay! isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side. thats what "they" call it: the "other side". Yes, my friends the chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too!
Ronald Regan: What Chicken?
Saddam Hussein: This was a unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it!
Robert DeNiro:  Are you telling me the chicken crossed that road? Is that what you're telling me?
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Marting Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it's true?
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. How do you feel about your mother?
Bill Gates: We have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs (only in the proprietary brown_ms.egg format), file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
The CIA: Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no chicken. Please step into the car, sir.
Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken.

Chicken And Waffles

Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: Because he saw a Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles.