Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Animal Rotation

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: Rotisserie chicken.

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He Taught The Squirrel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!

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Those Dumb Blondes

Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k?
A: Spits out the feathers.

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