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Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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Mary Had
Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.
Categories:
Funny Nursery Rhymes
, Funny Thoughts
, Animal Jokes
(Sheep Jokes)
, Sex Jokes
(Bestiality Jokes)
, Word Play Jokes
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Heart Transplant
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies, "Not BAAAAD!"
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