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Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes
Mary Had
Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.
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Funny Nursery Rhymes
, Funny Thoughts
, Animal Jokes
(Sheep Jokes)
, Sex Jokes
(Bestiality Jokes)
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Heart Transplant
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies, "Not BAAAAD!"
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Warm Down Under
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper!
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