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Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes
Scottsmen With Kilts
Q: Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
A: The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.
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Submitted BY: Sent by Lou
500 Girlfriends
Q: What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd.
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Anonymous
Collie Report
At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"
"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.
"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."
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