Animal Jokes

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A Frog That Wants to be a Cowboy

Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy!

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Frog Flower

Q: What's a frogs favorite flower?
A: A croakus!

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Stuck in an Elevator

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.

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