Animal Jokes

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A Monkey and His Friends

Q:  Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
A:  'cause he was dead...
 
Q:  Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree?
A:  'cause he was dead too...
 
Q: Why'd the third monkey fall outta the tree?
A: peer pressure...

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Lawyers for Experiments

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

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Fox to a Bulldog

Q: How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?
A: Marry her.

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