Animal Jokes

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Alligator Trick

A guy walks into a bar with a 10 foot long alligator. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that animal outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'll get sued." The guy says, "No no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth, zips up his pants, and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Bar Jokes (Bar Trick Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Lawyers and Snakes

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Riddles
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Anteaters

Q: Why don't anteaters get sick?
A: Because they are full of antibodies!

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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