Two Men Vacation in the Desert.

Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they came back but without the camel. The man who had rented them the camel was very upset and screamed, "Where is my camel?" They replied, "Well, we were riding along when we kept hearing people say, 'Look at the two assholes on that camel!' So finally we got off to take a look and the damn camel ran away!"

Sea Snail

Q: What do you call a snail who likes to sail?
A: A snailor!

White Gerbil Brown Gerbil

Q: What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
A: The white one got away.