Sergeants and Tigers

Q: How are tigers like sargeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!

Catch A Squirrel

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Hungry Snake

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat and went about his fishing. An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pantleg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth.