Animal Jokes

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A Bat's Worst Day

Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"

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Toad Treat

Q: What's a toads favorite sweet?
A: Lollihops!

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It Lives On Ice

Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!

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