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Alaska Crazy Law

In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist. -Sec. 44.62.270.

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Grounded Reindeer

Q: What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly?
A: Dinner.

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Gorilla and a Computer

Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?
A: Hairy Reasoner.

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