Animal Jokes

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Lion and Turkey Friendship

There once was a lion, whose best friend was a turkey. There was a great famine and the lion was pretty hungry, so the turkey ate him and put him out of his misery.

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Blondes And Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.

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Going Up

Q: Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
A: The elevator was broken.

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