Animal Jokes

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Goose and Lady in Bar

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

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Blue Whale

Q: What do you do with a blue whale?
A: Cheer it up!

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Lumen Lunch

Q: Why did the mouse eat a candle?
A: He wanted some light refreshment!

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