Animal Jokes

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Thanksgiving Dinner

Q: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A: We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving

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Reptile Time

Q: What kind of reptile tells time?
A: A clock-odile.

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Snail and the Turtle

Q: What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"
A: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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