Animal Jokes

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Lawyers, Porsche & Porcupine

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Steer and a Tadpole

Q: What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A: A bullfrog!

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Animal Oil

Q: What's the only animal that has to be oiled?
A: A mouse.
Q: Why?
A: 'Cause it squeaks!

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