Animal Jokes

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Horns

Q: What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A: A bullfrog!

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Blonde vs Rooster

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

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Language Makes Us Dominant

I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. Though, I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals; we aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.

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