Animal Jokes

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You Might Be A Redneck 50

You might be a redneck if...

  • You think cur is a breed of dog.
  • People hear your car long before they see it.
  • Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
  • Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
  • Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
  • Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
  • Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
  • You've ever hitchhiked naked.
  • You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
  • Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

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Octopus with No Legs

Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs?
A: A puss.

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What's Green and Has Wheels?

Q:  What's green and has wheels?
A:  A Frog!  I lied about the wheels.

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