Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Hydrophobia

Embarrassed to tell anyone about my crocodile being afraid of water. I mean, who do you talk to when you have a reptile dysfunction.

Copyright © 2014 - Mohib Chawdhuri - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: MohibChawdhuri

Frog Bucks

Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!

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