Didn't you like those old shows, like 'Tarzan'? Remember 'Tarzan'? The story about a white guy who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood?
Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.