The Frustrated Bee
Q: Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?
A: He couldn't find a BP station!
Q: What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
A: Worm your way out of that one!
A Firefly and A Moth
Q: What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
A: An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
Q. What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A. A grasshopper with hiccups!
Difference Between Mosquito and a Fly
Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.