Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Ant-Elope

Q: Why did the ant-elope?
A: Nobody gnu!

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Elephants And Ants

Q: Why did the elephant walk on two feet?
A: To give the ants a chance!

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Flies to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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