Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Elephants And Ants

Q: Why did the elephant walk on two feet?
A: To give the ants a chance!

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Trunk Across The Path

Q: Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path? 
A: To trip up the ants!

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Chimney Cricket!

Q: What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
A: Chimney Cricket!

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