Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

What Lives On Nothing

Q: What insect lives on nothing?
A: A moth, because it eats holes

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Ethiopians and Yoko Ono

Q: What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A: They both live off dead Beatles.

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Religious Misquitoes

Q: Why are mosquitoes religious?
A: They prey on you!

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