Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

What Lives On Nothing

Q: What insect lives on nothing?
A: A moth, because it eats holes

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Flies to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Ethiopians and Yoko Ono

Q: What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A: They both live off dead Beatles.

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