Cough Stirrup

Q: What do you give a pony with a cold?
A: Cough Stirrup!

Clinton Country

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV goes on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, "There's a horses ass!" A guy gets up and punches him... And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton came on he said the same, "There's a horses ASS..." He then got punched again... So he says to the bartender, "What is this, a Clinton country?" The bartender says "no, Horse country."

Green and Laughs

Q: What's green and laughs at you while riding away?
A: A Leprechaun on a race horse!